This just in: Our evil war monger and profiteer Misleaders are actually the Abombination of Desolation we were warned about in the good book. They have reared their 7 ugly heads. (Bush,Rummy,Condi,Rove,Ridge,Powell,and Cheney. Repent.)No relief from the hotbed of hate. The Draft is back, they just arent calling it that yet. So sign up voluntarily for Armeggedon. This may be the last war ever. Be a volunteer for the Rivers of Blood campaign. Go with the flow.

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